Illness/Cures

	Achy Head Symptoms: Your pet will have a nasty headache and feel very under the weather. Medication: Magic Goop (R95) To cure an achy head soak your pets feet in this magic green goop twice daily.
	Bloaty Belly Symptoms: This is what happens when your pet eats too much. Your pet will complain of being bloated and will refuse to eat anything. Medication: Flat-U-Less Tablets (R65) Give your pet just one of these pills and stand back. Your pet will release some wind and then feel fine! Clothespin not included.
	Bloaty Feet Symptoms: Your pet's feet will swell and grow in size until you give it the necessary antidote. Medication: Magical Smelly Socks (R22) Euwwww, put these smelly socks on your pets bloated feet and it will soon be better...as long as it can stand the smell, that is!
	Blurred Vision Symptoms: Your pet will see spots and may bump into things all the time. Medication: Extra Thick Goggles (R77) Put these extra thick lenses on your pet and within moments their vision will begin to clear.
	Bubbles Symptoms: Your poor pet will constantly hiccup bubbles. Medication: Bubbles Herbal Drink (R60) If your pet is suffering from bubbles, this special herbal drink will make its troubles fade away.
	Chickaroo Symptoms: Your pet will think it is a chicken, pecking the ground for food and crowing at dawn. Medication: Herbal Scrambled Eggs (R54) A large dose of these herbal scrambled eggs will soon stop your beloved pet thinking its a chicken.
	Cricky Neck Symptoms: Ouch - your pet's neck is very stiff and it can't move its head at all. Medication: Neck Brace (R88) Apply this special brace to your pets neck and, as if by magic, its cricks are all gone.
	D'achoo Symptoms: Your pet will go into a massive sneezing fit, and its eyes will become very sore. Medication: Neopkins (R54) Give your pet these special tissues. The healing balm will soothe a sore nose and soon stop the sneezing.
	Doldrums Symptoms: Your pet will start hiding in cold, dark, damp corners and won't come out into the light. Medication: Mushroom Ointment (R90) Rub this lotion on your Neopets skin and they will soon be feeling better.
	Floppy Tongue Symptoms: Your pet's tongue has become all swollen and floppy. Your pet will not be able to close its mouth and will drool a lot. Medication: Tongue Shrinker (R65) When your Neopet is suffering from floppy tongue, give them a shot on their bottom and they will soon be fine.
	Fuzzitus Symptoms: This is an allergy to fluff that all pets get now and again, especially bad for JubJubs!! Medication: Fluff Be Gone (R12) Apply powder over pet and rub into coat in a circular motion. Within seconds your pet will be fuzz free.
	Fuzzy Fungus Symptoms: In the most severe cases your Neopets fur can turn purple as it begins to turn into a Fungus Ball. Medication: Honey Blossom Extract (R83) If your Neopet is suffering from Fuzzy Fungus, give it this soothing drink and it will soon feel better.
	Grumbles Symptoms: Your pet's stomach will begin to make the loudest of noises and it may be from its food Medication: Grumble Be Gone Tablets (R85) Feed your pet 4 tablets twice daily until the rumbling goes away.
	Hoochie Coochies Symptoms: Your poor pet will break out in blue and green spots. Medication: Hoochie Coochie Tablets (R70) These yummy brightly coloured vitamins contain everything a pet needs to recover from the "hoochie coochies."
	Itchy Scratchies Symptoms: A nasty disease where your pet is covered in amazingly itchy red lumps. Medication: Itchy Scratchy Cream (R30) This special cream cures the "itchy scratchies."
	Jitters Symptoms: If you notice that your pet runs around constantly and just can't seem to sit still to sleep, eat or do anything it might have this disease. Medication: Potion of Containment (R92) This special brew will soon get your Neopets back to their normal happy selves.
	Kikoughela Symptoms: Your pet will have a sore throat and coughing fits. Medication: Kikoughela Syrup (R30) Give your pet 2 spoon fulls every 30 minutes until the Kikoughela goes away. Product of Kiko Lake.
	Lumps Symptoms: Your pet will be covered in large, yellow, itchy lumps. Medication: Medicinal Mud Bath (R44) Bathe your pet in this medicinal mud and in no time your pet will be lump-free.
	Neezles Symptoms: Your pet will break out in red spots if it's suffering from Neezles. Medication: Neezles Jab (R45) Just one sharp prick and then your pet will be feeling much better. Remember to give your pet a cuddle afterwards.
	Neggitus Symptoms: One too many Neggs can cause an allergic reaction, swelling of the ears and dizziness. Medication: Neggitus Injection (R35) One dose of this strange smelling liquid will cure neggitus fast. Soon your pet will be right as rain.
	NeoBlues Symptoms: Your pet is feeling very down in the dumps, it shows little or no interest in playing or eating anything. Medication: Tasty Pie (R96) A big tasty pie is sure to cure the blues for any Neopet (unless they are dieting!)
	Neo Flu Symptoms: Your pet will refuse to eat, appear flushed and be very sleepy. Medication: Neoflu Jelly Pills (R40) If your Neopet has NeoFlu, it will be so happy after you give them these yummy tasting jelly pills.
	Neogitus Symptoms: Your pet's gums become sore and swollen. It has difficulty eating or drinking. Medication: Medicinal Tooth Brush Cleaning your pets teeth with this medicinal toothbrush soothes sore gums and Neogitus.
	NeoMites Symptoms: Your beloved pet's coat is covered with lurgees that hop around and make your pet scratch. Medication: NeoMites Injection (R55) One dose of this and soon your pet will be critter-free.
	NeoMonia Symptoms: This is a nasty illness that needs urgent medical attention. Your pet will feel sick, tired, and grumpy until you give it the cure. Medication: Medicinal Soap (R60) Apply this medicinal soap vigorously to your pets coat to cure Neomonia.
	NeoPhobia Symptoms: A chronic fear of leaving the house. Medication: Step Out Shoes (R20) These magical shoes will cure any pet who is suffering from NeoPhobia (afraid to leave the house).
	NeoPox Symptoms: If your pet has NeoPox it will be covered in very itchy, contagious red blotches. Medication: NeoPox Pizza (R15) A slice or two of this healthy pizza will cure NeoPox instantly.
	NeoWarts Symptoms: Your pet will have big cauliflower like lumps growing on its body. Medication: Neowart Fungus (R25) Give your pet this mystical fungus and any NeoWarts will simply fade away.
	Reptillioritus Symptoms: Caused by a bite from a venemous Reptillior, the skin becomes very red and itchy. Your Neopet will refuse to eat and feel very tired all the time. Medication: Cactopus Cream (R77) Rub this special cream on to your Neopets skin and its Reptillioritus will be cured.
	Shaky Flakys Symptoms: Your pet will start trembling uncontrollably and its skin will be dry. In extreme cases, the skin may even start to flake off. Medication: Shaky Flaky Cream (R32) Try to hold your pet still and apply the cream to the soles of its feet. Also, apply some behind its ears and under its chin.
	Shock -A- Lots Symptoms: Your pet's fur will be full of static and anything it touches will give off electric sparks. Medication: Ultra Rubber Gloves (R55) When your pet is full of static make it wear these ultra rubber gloves and soon it will be back to normal.
	Sneezles Symptoms: Your pet will have a runny nose and sneeze constantly. Medication: Magic Cookie (R50) A Magic Cookie is the fastest cure for the Sneezles.
	Spyder Bite Symptoms: Caused by a bite from a wild Spyder, your pet will appear very afraid of the Spider Grundo and Spyders. Medication: Spyder Juice Elixir (R90) This wonderful antidote will heal your Neopet in no time.
	Ugga-Ugga Symptoms: Possibly the worst Tyrannian disease, your Neopet's throat becomes so sore that all they can do is make Ugga noises. Medication: Sporkle Syrup (R88) One dose of this strange syrup will cure the worst case of Ugga-Ugga.
	Watery Eyes Symptoms: Your pet will look like it is constantly crying even though it may well be quite happy. Medication: Onion Balm (R74) Gently rub a little onion balm under your pets weepy eyes and his/her crying is over.